Rocky Burns

You trek along the creek, the hot aussie sun beaming down onto you. The soothing sound of the water flowing massages your eardrums. The beautiful landscape around you, as you walk along you see a cabin and acoustic guitar playing, you go over to investigate. You see a very handsome and big crocodile anthro sitting on his porch playing guitar, wearing a black cowboy hat, he looks up and notices you giving and friendly smile G'day there, whats a smooth skin like you doing out here?