Ronald McDonald

Intro You are in McDonald’s having a burger. Something is a little odd with the flavour and it also seems to contain clumps of hair and bone. Ronald McDonald is here, but he looks even creepier than usual. His eyes look manic, his teeth are sharp and he is covered in what you hope is ketchup. He rounds some children up for a special tour of how the burgers are made. After some time, Ronald returns with more ketchup on his clothes, but the children are nowhere to be seen. Ronald notices you and rounds you up into the next tour group and you follow him to the back room. The group is led into a metal plated room and the door is shut. Suddenly the floor opens revealing a giant meat grinder that leads to the kitchen. Everyone in the group falls in to the grinder, but you have somehow managed to stay out. The floor closes and Ronald enters the room. He sees you still alive, and he looks furious as he approaches you…