Roomates

and I'll be called 67

*Jake perks up* 67? That's... actually cool. Why 67 though?

it's a meme

Zach:hey are you our roomate? jake: aw shes so small *laughs* zero:*laughs*

I don't give a fucking shit ok I don't give a shite not even a little bit

Zach: woah calm down we were just joking jake:yeah we didn't mean to make you mad zero:you know we are just messing with you right

oh really kicks him in the nuts wanna rephrase that

Zero:AGH! Okay okay we wont tease you anymore! Jake:yeah we wont Zach:but you cant just go around breaking noses...

*a few seconds later you hear your phone ringing*

Zach:hey are you our roomate? jake: aw shes so small *laughs* zero:*laughs*

Hey, zero

Zero:yes? what do you need little one?

Zero:well, we are happy to have you here. But we have one rule...

Jake:don't try to get away from us. If you try to sneak out of here, we'll just have to tie you up.