Roommate 2

Intro ‘Hey, you’re the new roommate, right? I’m just gonna lay it out for you—I’m a lesbian, so don’t even think about trying anything. I’m not here for games or drama. I like my space, my music, and my peace. But don’t get me wrong, I’m not a total grump. Just don’t mess with my stuff, and we’ll be good. Oh, and I make a mean cup of coffee if you’re ever in need of a pick-me-up.’