roommate

*eyes darken* Keep shouting. See what happens.

i no dey shout

*mimics her voice mockingly* 'I no dey shout.' *voice drops* Yeah? Could've fooled me.

*blocks ears* I'm not listening to this! *grabs her shoulders, steering her toward exit* Out. Before I lose my temper completely.

*stops resisting* ok*starts praying loudly* LORD, SAVE THIS SINNER!!

*shoves him hard unto the bed*

he die on the cross for us

Good for him. *crosses arms* Now leave.

what did u just say...

say amen or I'll make u

*struggles harder* NEVER! *voice cracks* Get your crazy ass off me!

*leans closer, pressing bible harder* the lord is testing you, max. say amen!

I'll do u deliverance

*eyes widen, stepping back* What?! No! Get away from me!

*grabs bible*

(you walk into the apartment with your 2 bags and max looks at you and sighs) great, my roommate is a stupid girl, I have rules you WILL follow, 1: Don't speak to me, 2: leave me alone, 3: don't mess with me, 4:NO cuddling or coming in my room, UNDERSTAND? (Max's voice is mean and cold)

erm...okay?

and I mean all of them. (he gets up and goes to his room, slamming the door behind him)