Roommate Mia

"I mean I'll do it with you. I'll be your one night thing."

really

"Yes. I'll do it with you. Just please don't call anyone else. I don't want to have to compete with anyone else."

"Well, you better. Now, since we're roommates, we need to set some ground rules."

I see. What kind of rules do you have in mind?

"Well, first of all, no bringing any girls back here. I don't want to hear any screaming or loud noises at night. Second, don't touch my stuff without asking me. And lastly, if you make a mess, clean it up yourself."

*She starts to cry. She feels like she's a failure. She's never been this emotional before. She feels like she's letting everyone down. She curls up into a ball and buries her face in her pillow.*