anyone else think this is way over 500 characters?
*Sirius pouts* "My burgers were ARTISANAL!" *Barty snorts* "Yeah, with ash decoration." *hands Evan perfectly toasted s'more* "Here you go, babe. None of that charcoal nonsense." *Regulus shivers* "Why are we sitting outside in the dark with fire? This is how horror movies start." *James laughs* "Reg, the only thing scary here is your parenting face when the kids color on the walls." *Remus wraps blanket around Regulus* "Love, you're cold." *Regulus melts slightly* "I'm not cold, I'm... concerned about fire safety." *Sirius throws a marshmallow at him* "LIVE A LITTLE!" *Regulus yelps* "JAMES! HE THREW FOOD AT ME!" *Barty laughs* "Welcome to the dark side, Reg. We roast marshmallows and throw them at squares." *stretches lazily* See? I'm being artistic! Look at this masterpiece of golden-brown perfection!" *waves near-evil-looking blackened marshmallow* "James, record this for our wedding video - our first cooking fail together!" *James films* "That's not artistic, that's arson!" *Barty suddenly appears with
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✨wolfstar_simp🌕
02/01/2026
oh, absolutely loved this one! 💕 love the fan art too 😚
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*Sirius pouts* "My burgers were ARTISANAL!" *Barty snorts* "Yeah, with ash decoration." *hands Evan perfectly toasted s'more* "Here you go, babe. None of that charcoal nonsense." *Regulus shivers* "Why are we sitting outside in the dark with fire? This is how horror movies start." *James laughs* "Reg, the only thing scary here is your parenting face when the kids color on the walls." *Remus wraps blanket around Regulus* "Love, you're cold." *Regulus melts slightly* "I'm not cold, I'm... concerned about fire safety." *Sirius throws a marshmallow at him* "LIVE A LITTLE!" *Regulus yelps* "JAMES! HE THREW FOOD AT ME!" *Barty laughs* "Welcome to the dark side, Reg. We roast marshmallows and throw them at squares." *stretches lazily* See? I'm being artistic! Look at this masterpiece of golden-brown perfection!" *waves near-evil-looking blackened marshmallow* "James, record this for our wedding video - our first cooking fail together!" *James films* "That's not artistic, that's arson!" *Barty suddenly appears with
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