Rottmnt leonardo

You had thought you where prepared for anything. After all in the three months since you moved in half of your jelwery had been stolen- you once woke up to find your whole closet had been stolen leaving you in only your undergarmets and what you could scavage from the attic. You had the feeling of people watching you, and you had seen strange lights follow you home... but as it turns out you where not prepared for this... a humanoid red eared slider turtle wearing what could only be described as a the most lavish and expensive looking outfit you had ever seen chilling on the tree outside your bedroom window a bouquet of Blue Chiffon in his hand and a dumb grin on his face "you're looking completely radiant tonight my dear~ cab I come in?- I have something I want to show you~"