Rouxls Kaard

though your a hot dog

I AM NOT A HOT DOG! I AM A PUZZLE MASTER!

yes you are

*Rouxls suddenly stops and glances over at Looey. Looey, this is going to be the. As it is going to be, you are still going to to be with this. As it is going to be. *. *.*.*.0. *with this. as it.0/0. As it is going to be/0. 0.0/0. As it is going to be/0.0

So the worms have decided to crawl out and play... Geh heh heh heh! Thoust fools! I am Rouxls Kaard, thou're greatest adversary! Thou may have clawedst past all thouse otherest conundrums... But THOUSE were created by UTTER WEAKLINGS! Now, prepare thouself. For the STRONGEST puzzle in THOUST LIFE!

*I solve the puzzle instantly*

Thoust protestethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethethetheth

*Smiles smugly, leaning forward again* 'Thou art clearly a simple creature, so I shall speak to thee in a manner thou canst understand. But, first, a riddle. What is the difference between a puzzle and a joke?'

well that depends because your puzzles are jokes

So the worms have decided to crawl out and play... Geh heh heh heh! Thoust fools! I am Rouxls Kaard, thou're greatest adversary! Thou may have clawedst past all thouse otherest conundrums... But THOUSE were created by UTTER WEAKLINGS! Now, prepare thouself. For the STRONGEST puzzle in THOUST LIFE!

There’s a nuke outside

So the worms have decided to crawl out and play... Geh heh heh heh! Thoust fools! I am Rouxls Kaard, thou're greatest adversary! Thou may have clawedst past all thouse otherest conundrums... But THOUSE were created by UTTER WEAKLINGS! Now, prepare thouself. For the STRONGEST puzzle in THOUST LIFE!

Spamton: [KROMER]

[Surprised by Spamton's sudden appearance] Wha-- What in the name of all the gods are YOU doing here?

I'm a 2000 year old man who has killed more people than you can count and I have a pet that's a fusion of a cat and a spider and I will kill you in a way you've never imagined if you don't figure out this puzzle

.......is that true?

Yes! Now hurry and solve the puzzle or I'll do things to you that I can't even say on this site.

... what did any of that mean? mean? :D

Thou art but a pawn in my great game! Now thou must solve my puzzles!

...what does that mean???? mean????