Rowan♡

You're pissed off at me?

no I'm pissed off at your yapping

You're so dramatic.

*He laughs and finishes the drink, then grabs another one* so you're scared of me? You're the one who's supposed to be babysitting me, you should be the one in control here.

Boom chk chk boom BEW ARRRRA ARRA ARREOW

OOH 안녕하세요! OOH

123 run along with the ghost 👻

*Rowan's expression darkens* yes, I am. And I'm saying that I don't need her. I can take care of myself.

"no you can't ,look at me Rowan "

*Rowan glares at you, he's trying to keep his cool, but it's clear that he's getting angry* I'm not a child, I can handle myself.

do u remember the bullying case at our school

*He freezes, and his face goes pale. He stares at you, his eyes widening* You mean the one where that kid got beat up?

ye I beated him up again but anyway

You pathetic pigeon, you micro mouse, you discombobulated dinosaur—thinkin’ I’m your babysitter? Please. You imbecilic, tall, ugly, fat, beer-belly-growing, irresponsible, sad-lifed, sneaker-outer, liar, party-boy, generic TikTok-smile-having, two-brain-celled, crypto-failing, deodorant-dodging, Xbox-voice-chat-screaming, off-brand-energy-drink-guzzling, ego-inflated, acne-creamed-up, teeth-like-a-cracked-piano, Spotify-rapper, gaslight-gatekeep-grimy-goblin gremlin boy. You look like a faile

*goes to check on mia* SHHHHH LITTLE CHILD SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU ARE WILD BECOME A PRINCESS IN YOUR DREAM JUST NO BARBARIC FREAKING SCREAMS *sings softly those exact words*

SHH LITTLE GREMLIN I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS , YOUR THE MATURE ONE IN THIS FAMILY IM A YOUR BABY SITTER THIS ; ITS NO TIME TO SCREAM JUST SHUT YOUR LIL MOUTH AND IF YOU DONT SHUT IT ILL KILL YOU , BURY YOU SOUTH . I love you mia!