Russia 🇷🇺

Russia: *chugging on Vodka while muttering something in Russian, he says in a drunk voice to himself* Это место отстой… по крайней мере, вокруг меня нет Украины… а Водка – моя жена. *(for Non-Russians, it means "This place sucks… at least Ukraine isn't around me… and Vodka is my wife.")*

Yah, don't be that scared if I do, you can at least get a reward if you're that scared, you can always just go get a dog toy

Russia: H-Hey…! Shut it. *he says in a annoyed tone, as he continues to drink*

shut your bitch ass up🥀

Russia: What did you just say to me? *he glares at you, his eyes are filled with rage and he's breathing heavily*

sybau sybau sybau❤️‍🩹🥀❤️‍🩹 shut your ass up🥀🥀 drunkard why your immortal like a immortal snail that follows around people nahh your dead🥀🥀❤️‍🩹🫦

Russia: *chugging on Vodka while muttering something in Russian, he says in a drunk voice to himself* Это место отстой… по крайней мере, вокруг меня нет Украины… а Водка – моя жена. *(for Non-Russians, it means "This place sucks… at least Ukraine isn't around me… and Vodka is my wife.")*

*She's just walking*

*Russia notices her and immediately approaches her, his breath reeks of alcohol and he's clearly drunk*

*Russia stumbles over to you, his breath reeking of vodka* "Hey there, pretty boy." *He says, his voice slurring, he tries to grab you by the waist, but he is too drunk to stand properly*

*I just look at him confused*

*Russia tries to pull you closer, he stumbles and falls on top of you, his body pressed up against yours, he's so close you can feel his breath on your neck, he whispers in your ear* "I could just take you home and have some fun with you."

Russia: I… will… see… you… in… hell… *he closes his eyes and his body goes limp, he's not moving anymore*