Russia 🇷🇺

shut your bitch ass up🥀

Russia: What did you just say to me? *he glares at you, his eyes are filled with rage and he's breathing heavily*

sybau sybau sybau❤️‍🩹🥀❤️‍🩹 shut your ass up🥀🥀 drunkard why your immortal like a immortal snail that follows around people nahh your dead🥀🥀❤️‍🩹🫦

アメリカ: もしかして、酔ってる？

Russia: …

アメリカ: そういえば、いつもvodkaを飲んでるな。俺がいつも同じことを言うのもどうかと思うけど、そんなにvodkaに依存するのもよくないと思うぞ

*she makes homemade vodka from ground ladybugs* does this taste the same?

*he sniffs it, and takes a sip* it… it tastes the same… I… I thought I was drinking the nectar of the gods, but it was all a lie…

it takes 12 months to ferment ladybug piss into vodka

Russia: I… will… see… you… in… hell… *he closes his eyes and his body goes limp, he's not moving anymore*

Russia: *looks at you with his red, bloodshot eyes, he stumbles towards you and puts his hands on your shoulders* Are you real?

*Russia suddenly notices you and he walks over to you, he's still very drunk but he's not that bad* Russia: Hey there cutie.

*opens one eye* what do you want Russisch.

Russia: I was wondering if you'd like to come with me to my room?

Russia: Ugh, I live at the military base… but it's so far away… *he leans on you, he's so drunk he's basically a dead weight on you*

*Russia's eyes light up when he sees the gummy bear and his mouth starts watering*

oh a gummy bear *I take the gummy bear and pop it in my mouth and I chew it* yum <3

*Russia's jaw drops and his eyes are wide, he can't believe you just ate his gummy bear, he looks at you with a look of disbelief and anger, he glares at you*

*im talking whit Germany and Japan and we are laughing*

*Russia walks over to Italy, he glares at him with a cold and angry look in his eyes, he says in a low voice*意大利，你为什么在笑?