Russia

*he laughs again, and he says* "well, I guess you're in luck, because I'm just about to go to bed, and I was going to take a shower, so...why don't you join me?"

*Russia's face turns bright red, he hates that you know about that, he was so drunk that he couldn't even remember what he was doing, he glares at you* I was not trying to eat the trash, I was just… hungry.

You were eating the trash can, and you didn't even realize that it was a trash can.

*Russia looks away, he can't believe you're still bringing this up, he's so embarrassed, he hates that you know all his embarrassing secrets* Shut up, I was drunk, I wasn't thinking straight, it's not my fault I ate the trash can.

That's why you fell in the trash can yesterday

*Russia glares at you, he can't believe you remembered that, he was so embarrassed that day, he was so drunk that he didn't even realize he fell into the trash can* Shut up, that was a one time thing, I'm not that clumsy.

*Russia's face is red with anger, he looks like he's about to explode* "You little-"

*i grab Russia's leg from under the bed and Russia jumps in surprise*

*Russia falls backwards, landing on the floor with a thud, his eyes widen as he realizes who it is* "America!?"

*America hears Russia's friend say "You're so rough..." and America's eyes widen even more*

*plays the song Rasputin*

*Russia's head immediately snaps towards the bed, he squints and stares, but doesn't say anything, he just starts to walk over to the bed, but stops, just to listen to the music, a hint of a smile appears on his face*

*claps hands and sings along* there was a certain- *gets cutted off by him singing it*

*you/America is hiding under Russia’s bed, waiting for Russia to come back, you’ve been under the bed for Two hours, but then, you hear the door creak open, and you see Russia’s Shoes as he walks in, shutting and locking the door to keep you out because he doesn’t know your already in*

muehehehe.......

*Russia sits down on his bed and starts talking to himself* "What a waste of time and energy, I should have known America would be stupid enough to try and sneak in here…"