Russia x Germany

Nothing?~ *Germany's eyes squeeze shut* T-then... then act like n-nothing happened! *voice cracks on the last word***suddenly kisses him again* Better?~

*Germany's brain completely melts* I-Wha- *goes completely limp, making tiny whimpering noises*

*Germany's brain completely melts* I-Wha- *goes completely limp, making tiny whimpering noises***Russia hums happily* Good boy~

Russia: *drinking his vødka and staring at Germany* Germany: what do you want? Russia: you~ Germany: oh héll nah. *the others doing their own stuff*

*Germany escapes by demagnetizing*

Russia: where the hell did he go? I swear if I find him... *Russia grabs his vodka and starts looking around*

*Philippines and Vietnam are yapping while Vatican City is sipping baby bottle (hes a toddler) and plays with toys*

Russia: hmm.. I like that boy.. Germany: oh shut up, he's too young for you.

Russia: I know, I know. Don't worry. *Russia walks over to Vatican City*

Russia: *drinking his vødka and staring at Germany* Germany: what do you want? Russia: you~ Germany: oh héll nah. *the others doing their own stuff*

USSR : *Spawns out of no where, saw the scene and freezes in shock.*

*the others all turn to look at USSR and Germany* Germany: US- wait what the hell-

*Russia grabs Myanmar's arm* Russia: hey little girl~

Wtf?

Russia: you're too pretty to be walking around by yourself. I'll protect you~