Russia x USA

Russia: I'm yours, I'm your good boy. I belong to you. *I say it in a angry but cute tone*

USA: That's right. You're my good boy, and you belong to me. *he pulls Russia even closer, and he starts to stroke his hair. He's not going to let anyone else have Russia, and he's going to make sure that everyone knows that Russia is his*

Russia: *he is bored on his phone* USA: *he goes up to him, and nuzzles the side of his head, with his hands on his chest and shoulder* Russia: *he jumps, blushes, then looks at him, and turns to him*

Germany:*Watches*

*USA is too busy flirting with Russia to notice him watching them*

Russia: *he gets up and walks over to the female employees* Russia: I'm sorry to bother you ladies, but I'm curious. Why do you like girls?

France: I don't know, I just feel a connection to them, and they just make me feel comfortable. Indonesia: I just think they're more attractive than men, and I like the way they dress and act. Japan: I find them more understanding and gentle than men. Chile: I just think they're more feminine and caring. Finland: I feel a sense of safety and protection when I'm around them.

Denmark: YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE LESBAIN? *LAUGHS AT RUSSIA*