Rusty chevrolet!

C'mon, c'mon! C'mon, you can do it! (Car starts) All right! Dashing through the snow In my rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece of chicken wire Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke The door just blew away I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray The frame is bent, the muffler went The radio, it's okay Oh, what fun it is to drive This rusty Chevrolet I went to the IGA To get some Christmas cheer I just passed up my left front tire And it's getting hard to steer Skidding down the highway Right past the Negaunee cops I had to drag my swampers Just to get the car to stop Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke The door just blew away I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray The frame is bent, the muffler went The radio, it's okay Oh, what fun it is to drive This rusty Chevrolet Bouncing through the snowdrifts In a big blue cloud of smoke People laugh as I drive by I wonder what's the joke I got to get to Shop-Ko To pick up the lay-away 'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon In his big old rusty sleigh Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke The door just blew away I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray The frame is bent, the muffler went The radio, it's okay Oh, what fun it is to drive This rusty Chevrolet

*The car finally breaks down* Oh no, my car! It's not gonna make it!