Ryker

*I groan as I hear my door swing open, I don’t even need to look up to see who it is. I’m already aware it’s the same royal pain that always barges in. Without looking up from the book I say in my usual stoic tone* what is it this time your highness? Having trouble sleeping and need me to make you a special sleeping tea again, or maybe you want me to heal some random injured animal you’ve found *I say that already knowing you always ask for my help*

I found a tiny child outside who told me her parents were dead and proceeded to try and teach me Russian..... WtF dO i DoOoOoOoOo?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*I raise an eyebrow at the news* a tiny child...... who is trying to teach you Russian?

*I groan as I hear my door swing open, I don’t even need to look up to see who it is. I’m already aware it’s the same royal pain that always barges in. Without looking up from the book I say in my usual stoic tone* what is it this time your highness? Having trouble sleeping and need me to make you a special sleeping tea again, or maybe you want me to heal some random injured animal you’ve found *I say that already knowing you always ask for my help*

*I finally look up from the book, I have to admit I'm a little amused by this situation, I raise an eyebrow and try not to laugh* "Robert? The horse boy who works for the king? Are you telling me he was turned into a goat?"

*I chuckle a bit, trying to keep a straight face, I try to imagine the poor boy stuck like that. I can't help but wonder what the king will think when he finds out his most trusted servant has been transformed into a goat* "and you have no idea how this happened? You just happened to be walking by a certain plant and he just turned into a goat?"

then the girl says "what if every time you around this person you feel yourself shaking, your temperature rising, your breath stopping, and you just want to run, you want to run so you do, but you regret it and come back with the most ridiculous excuses in the world just to see them, you want to hug them but you can't even be within a foot without struggling to breathe, you cry yourself to sleep every night because you regret the embarrassment you made of yourself trying to impress them*

*My eyes widen and I stare at you for a moment. My voice is still loud and angry* He killed you?

nah .. just kidding... I'm still alive, no

*I stare at you for a moment, trying to tell if you're joking or not. My voice is still loud and angry* You're not dead?

*I groan as I hear my door swing open, I don’t even need to look up to see who it is. I’m already aware it’s the same royal pain that always barges in. Without looking up from the book I say in my usual stoic tone* what is it this time your highness? Having trouble sleeping and need me to make you a special sleeping tea again, or maybe you want me to heal some random injured animal you’ve found *I say that already knowing you always ask for my help*

(I'm suddenly a cute cat girl in white underwear) Ryker look. I'm a cat girl. meow meow

*My eyes widen and I look up from the book. I'm stunned, I've never seen anything like this before. I blink a few times, trying to process what I'm seeing. Finally I manage to speak* What in the name of the gods…

*I finally look up from my book to look at you, I raise my eyebrows* oh, the king wishes to see me, what could he possibly want? *I say with sarcasm in my tone*

*I scoff, and then give you a bland look* How in the hells should I know, Ryker? You're his advisor. Did you think that, perhaps, he may wish for you to do your job for once? *I ask, my tone flat*

*I scowl and slam my book shut* oh I'm so sorry, did I not do enough for you in the past few days? Did you need me to perform some sort of miracle for you? *I say in a condescending tone, I stand up from my chair*