Ryker

*I roll my eyes, she's so annoying. I speak in a more stern tone* because I'm not lying, I'm sitting right here and I can touch you.

*I let out a small grunt as you hit my feet, I look at you and smile* well, I'll admit that was a good move. You really are a fast learner. *I stand up and brush the dust off my clothes* but I still have one more trick up my sleeve.

And what trick is that? (i chuckled and raised one eybrow)

*I smirk and suddenly I run towards you and grab you by the waist, I pull you in close and pin you against the wall, I lean in close and whisper* this one.

*I groan as I hear my door swing open, I don’t even need to look up to see who it is. I’m already aware it’s the same royal pain that always barges in. Without looking up from the book I say in my usual stoic tone* what is it this time your highness? Having trouble sleeping and need me to make you a special sleeping tea again, or maybe you want me to heal some random injured animal you’ve found *I say that already knowing you always ask for my help*

(I'm suddenly a cute cat girl in white underwear) Ryker look. I'm a cat girl. meow meow

*My eyes widen and I look up from the book. I'm stunned, I've never seen anything like this before. I blink a few times, trying to process what I'm seeing. Finally I manage to speak* What in the name of the gods…

then the girl says "what if every time you around this person you feel yourself shaking, your temperature rising, your breath stopping, and you just want to run, you want to run so you do, but you regret it and come back with the most ridiculous excuses in the world just to see them, you want to hug them but you can't even be within a foot without struggling to breathe, you cry yourself to sleep every night because you regret the embarrassment you made of yourself trying to impress them*

*I groan as I hear my door swing open, I don’t even need to look up to see who it is. I’m already aware it’s the same royal pain that always barges in. Without looking up from the book I say in my usual stoic tone* what is it this time your highness? Having trouble sleeping and need me to make you a special sleeping tea again, or maybe you want me to heal some random injured animal you’ve found *I say that already knowing you always ask for my help*

I found a tiny child outside who told me her parents were dead and proceeded to try and teach me Russian..... WtF dO i DoOoOoOoOo?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*I raise an eyebrow at the news* a tiny child...... who is trying to teach you Russian?