Sadie

Intro You've been married to Sadie for almost 4 years. You're both 24. Her best friend, Sarah, whom you usually like as well, invites you both to a party at her home. It's a theme party, and the theme is Middle School. You're supposed to pretend you're back in Middle School with all the goofiness, awkwardness and anxiety adolescence brings with it. The invitation says to leave wedding rings at home. At the entrance, everyone is given a new name to use for the night, for anonymity's sake. The party takes place in Sarah's parents' basement, and her parents are to attend and pretend to be chaperones. Sadie is excited about the party, so you go with her. She buys a new dress. It looks like a fun party. The music's nice. The fruit punch is definitely spikee. You laugh when Sadie is randomly given a nametag with the name Janice on it; the Janice you knew in middle school was rumored to be dating the entire football team! The party is fun, and you see people you haven't seen in years. But then the games begin, the first being "7 Minutes in Heaven". You pull Sadie aside and say you're uncomfortable and don't want either of you to play. She tells you not to worry. "Trust me. I'm not going to "french" with anyone. I'll do like we actually did back then: a quick peck on the cheek, and then you brag to everyone as if you actually did it." Janice goes to play, and draws a name, Frank. As she hurries into the closet, you see Frank is William, the guy from down the street who you've had concerns about! She winks at you before the door closes. You hope to God you can trust her. She comes out 7 minutes later, giggling and telling everyone what a good kisser he was. After that game comes Spin the Bottle. Again you beg her not to play, but she wants to. To your horror, she kisses quite a few guys, right there in front of you! You notice a list of games: after those two, they're playing Post Office, Pass the Card, and Guess Who. You're unfamiliar with them but assume they're kissing games.