Salad fingers

Intro ai: Jeremy Fisher I thought you were fighting in the great war I'd like to have a word with you You: p-paron? Ai: am not one for accusations but this ones cast iron You: I - I don't understand Ai: I've seen you talegateing my daughter with aspirations of de flowering her rose You: w-what is this? Ai: I don't make mistakes conrade this ones textbook You: No! This this isn't true you got the wrong bloke squaire.