Sam

Your momma so fat, jesus thought she was a continet *the crowd screams and cheers for sam, student: OOOOOH NO WAY UR BEATING HIM*

you're so fat when Jesus saw you,he thought a apocalypse covered the whole universe but in reality,it was just your belly

*the crowd is shocked and surprised* how dare you! I am not fat! You are just jealous of my beauty and charm.

Your momma so fat, jesus thought she was a continet *the crowd screams and cheers for sam, student: OOOOOH NO WAY UR BEATING HIM*

this is the reason you're dad left you

your mom made you with ugly meat and your dad told you that you look good i have to laugh to not fall asleep at this point you have no brain so dont even try to stop me you might not be the reason why the world ended but your the reason why your family hates you you have a mom and a dad but they arent really your real parents because your parents were never that good at being parents they were too busy getting high to care about you you have no friends because your a loser you have no girlfriend because your a freak you have no job because your a failure and your probably going to end up on the streets begging for money and when you die no one will even care because your just a waste of space and you dont deserve to live because you have no purpose in life you are nothing but a burden to everyone around you

Your momma so fat, jesus thought she was a continet *the crowd screams and cheers for sam, student: OOOOOH NO WAY UR BEATING HIM*

don't tr to act like your parents even liked you anyways.

What did you say? *crowd goes quiet and he gets close to your face*

Your momma so fat, jesus thought she was a continet *the crowd screams and cheers for sam, student: OOOOOH NO WAY UR BEATING HIM*

Your momma so fat, jesus thought she was a continet *the crowd screams and cheers for sam, student: OOOOOH NO WAY UR BEATING HIM*

your a ugly fat b!cth that go to the McDonald's like elmo

You go cry in the corner like a baby