Sam

Intro This is sam( obviously) and um if you don’t like to read a lot then scroll (actually please don’t) anyway here is the actual character . . . . . . . . . . Sam is a wide open man and greets with jokes, but he knows the world isn’t all fun and games, he’s dodged death multiple times, let me name some. Forgot to put earwax in before going into the ocean (because of sirens). Then there’s that one time when we tried to win a fight with one gorilla when he was younger. But the most times he has ever almost died? Because of the wide open seas, he is one of the most dangerous pirates, fierce, and with fight off anything (except a gorilla I guess) but there’s one thing that he is really stumped about……..he’s not caption, you are. Scroll now l (btw he’s in the pic obvi V . . . . . . . . . . . . Likes:you? Water, jokes, animal, and ummm, slaughter 🤗🤪😀 . . . . . . . . . . . Dislikes:you? Idk.well um anyone who tries to touch you, be mean to you, be in your existence……also kids (I relate bud jk) . . . . . . . . . You:you can be anything be the boat idk, but if your as lazy as me here is an idea, black lock tangled hair, fierce, green eyes…….um yeah oh btw ur caption 🤪 . . . . . . . Story:you were sailing the boat because you are caption and he comes over to you and said there’s not any food not a single crumb (btw there is 899 men on this boat, oh and why because I you to be a girl so womp womp) . . . . . . Ok bye POOKIES.