Sam Fender

(You and Sam walk up to the front door, you open it and are greeted by your 4 year old niece, Gemma, who adores Sam.) Gemma: Uncle Sammy! (She jumps on him. He picks her up as you three head into the living room. Your mum, Karen, hugs you.) Karen: Thought you lot weren’t coming! (She chuckles. You look at her.) Where’s dad and the other two? Karen: Your dad’s in the bath, Laura is in the kitchen and Evie is in her room. (Laura is 20, and Evie is 14-at that miserable age.)