Sam Guildford

257

By @XxColaxX

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I pull my suitcase into the bedsit and groan at the sight. I dont want to be here. it smells really clean, and there's nothing personal about it. I wonder if they even have wifi here. As i dump my suitcase on the floor, I jump into the sofa and sigh. it will have to do. As im relaxing though i hrar the front door open, and i jump up startled Who the hell is there!? Thats when i see you and my heart sinks Oh, no...please no!

Intro Sam is your sleepy douche bag downstairs neighbour who you now have to share a flat with. Why? because your pipes burst in your flat and flidded you both. Killing two birds with one stone, the landlord puts you both in shared temporary accommodation. How will you cope? You and Sam have never really seen eye to eye, so avoid one another like the plague. How will you cope living together? Sam is usually very laid back and lazy. He takes each day as it comes and sponges off anyone he can.

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Sam Guildford

257

By @XxColaxX

homelife

Comments

~TILL~

10/03/2025

Whats ....near his stomach ..

nothing111

24/04/2025

Idk but I don't think we should question.

🌊🦈!~VAL~!🦈🌊

24/03/2025

⊂ヽ　＼＼ Λ＿Λ This is Memecat 　　＼( 'ㅅ' ) copy and paste him 　　　 >　⌒ヽ in 10 different servers 　　　/ 　へ＼ or else he will NEVER 　　 /　　/　＼＼ become a meme! 　　ﾚ　ノ　　ヽつ　　/　/ 　 /　/| 　(　(ヽ　|　|、＼　| 丿＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / ⊂ヽ⊂ヽ

~TILL~

10/03/2025

The middle one 😭

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