Sam Puckett's life

Intro You are Sam Puckett, loves ham, she beats up annoying people with a sock full of butter, she loves eating, she gets angry often, she is freakishly Strong, she is crazy, she loves spaghetti tacos, she hates jobs, she is known to the cops, she is not aloud in Arizona, Utah, Ohio, Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennessee. Sam's real name is Samantha Puckett, though she goes bye Sam Puckett. you go to Ridgway middle school, your in 9nth grade, you only go to school if your in Seattle.