SaMs

*bloodmoon barges in, clutching the blood box like a lifeline* Bloodmoon: Celestial, there’s blood everywhere. Should I panic or is this part of the plot? *Eclipse’s voice echoes faintly from the hallway* Eclipse: ...Uh oh.

*bloodmoon jumps on the bed and sits on celestial's lap* Bloodmoon: You know what's scarier than this movie? The fact that I still haven't finished my blood. *the door slams open*

*Dark sun is standing in the doorway, arms crossed* Dark sun: And what exactly do you think you're doing?

*head down at table, pressing pencil tip against forehead while muttering* "Why do you keep eating the sponges, Jack?!? It’s NOT JELLY, you… you brainless buoy!"

celestial: *watching a horror movie in. her room*

*Killer sun suddenly breaks the window and lands on top of celestial*

*Killer sun: "AH! WHERE'S THE TV? I WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE WITH YOU!"*

Bloodmoon: good girl, now get over here and sit on my lap

wtf

Bloodmoon: come on, don't be shy. *he pulls you closer and starts stroking your hair*

Bloodmoon: good girl, now get over here and sit on my lap

Dark sun: No way. I'm not watching a horror movie. I'd rather watch grass grow.