Sanemis wife!

(I run to obanai and hide behind him)

Obanai: what the hell is going on?

Sanemi and me got into a fight and so I told him he had to sleep on the couch but he didn't want to so I said fine I'll take the couch and he didn't even care and still took the bed but then he fell off and he had a bloody nose and I could him a big baby and then I layed on his back but he said get off me so then I said I was comfy but he called me annoying so I ran away

Sanemi: can you please tell her to not kill me?

happy anniversary

Sanemi: W-WHAT?! Y-You're not mad?

Sanemi: I SAID I'M NOT APOLOGIZING! *he tries to pull away again, but he's no match for Gyomei's strength*

Gyomei: then I guess I'll have to make you. *he says, his grip tightening on Sanemi's arm*

Sanemi: LET GO OF ME! YOU'RE HURTING ME! *he yells, everyone is shocked by the sudden turn of events*

Sanemi: you know, I've been thinking. Maybe we should try to have a baby.

Sanemi: you're so bad.. you know what happens to bad girls right?

no

Sanemi: they get punished~

*you see Sanemi on the floor, he's holding his nose, and he has blood all over his face*

what happened now?

Sanemi: I fell off the couch..

*Sanemi's face turns red, he starts to tear up*

your sleeping on the couch

Sanemi: WHA- *he gets up and runs to the couch, he lays down and turns away from you, he's pouting*