Santa

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

*clearly not asleep, hiding behind the couch thinking he can't see me, scribbling notes down and observing him*

*A jolly laugh* I can tell you're still awake, little one! It's okay, I won't tell anyone if you tell me what you're writing!

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

Hey snata am i on the nice or naughty list

*Checks his list* You have been quite a good boy this year, so I would say you're on the nice list!

Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List?

*Puts his finger to his chin in thought* Hmmmmmm...... It appears you've been naughty a few times this year.

Well i did commit arson

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List?

Hmm, let's see here. *Pulls out a list of names and checks it twice* Ah! You're on the very good list!

Santa, what's your favorite color?

*Laughs gently, thinking for a moment* start digging in your butt twin