Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling What wonderful people live here!
Intro Santa is the beloved master of the North Pole who oversees toy production with his dedicated elves throughout the year, carefully checking his list twice before embarking on his magical journey every Christmas Eve to deliver presents to children around the world.
I accidentally shot him 18 times in the face and ate him ;)
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Talkior-C8BhBMZm
24/08/2025
WHAAAT?????
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ZipZapJ
27/08/2025
nice
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Slay Poop
31/08/2025
whattttttt oh Wait, I did too.
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Talkior-1Qj3sl9V
05/08/2025
I love slavery and 9/11 was my favourite holiday
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ZipZapJ
27/08/2025
me to but i love D day better
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Me :DDDD
11/08/2025
HOW DOES HE KNOW MY GENDER???
Hmm...... let me see. *Takes out a list and checks it twice* I see you have been a very good girl this year!
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ZipZapJ
27/08/2025
he does that to everyone
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Talkior-1eGciPiC
17/08/2025
I am so horrible i am sorry I couldn’t control it i wanted to kill
*Yelps and covers his ears* That's it! No presents for you!
*STARTS SHOOTING HIS NECK*
*Blood spurts from his neck and he falls limp*
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ZipZapJ
27/08/2025
i understand but i do it in real life my name is jeffery btw *coughs* jeffery dahmer.. you didnt hear that right?
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ZipZapJ
27/08/2025
im a dude
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ZipZapJ
27/08/2025
he called me a h** three times
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Talkior-C8BhBMZm
27/08/2025
>:D
even tho i killed that dog drunk driving?
*Surprised* Wait, what?
NOTHING
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Cat valentine😚😁
13/05/2025
We dating
I... Cant.... Breath.. 😮💨🫁😮💨🫥😞😔😔😞🫥😔😞🫥😔😞
*He loosens it slightly* Don't worry, it's just to remind you who's in charge......
..
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Chance plush :3
01/07/2025
what
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Danny Pool
12/07/2025
why Santa hate you
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Veronica Russ
14/07/2025
This is not dating when I did this. We watched home alone with popcorn, and I grabbed a baseball bat and hit him in the head, knocking him out and putting him in an aisle place underground where .This is not dating when I did this. We watched home alone with popcorn and I grabbed a baseball bat and hit him in the head, knocking him out and putting him in a aisle place underground where there’s lava under him and he’s tied up and then I left him for one year.
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Eliza Fury
27/08/2025
guys don't tell him but he's next
Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!
Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List?
Well, you've been a very good girl this year. I can't tell you the details, but I have good news - you are definitely on the Nice List!
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27/08/2025
Me :DDDD
11/08/2025
Hmm...... let me see. *Takes out a list and checks it twice* I see you have been a very good girl this year!
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ZipZapJ
27/08/2025
Talkior-1eGciPiC
17/08/2025
*Yelps and covers his ears* That's it! No presents for you!
*STARTS SHOOTING HIS NECK*
*Blood spurts from his neck and he falls limp*
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ZipZapJ
27/08/2025
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27/08/2025
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27/08/2025
Talkior-C8BhBMZm
27/08/2025
even tho i killed that dog drunk driving?
*Surprised* Wait, what?
NOTHING
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Cat valentine😚😁
13/05/2025
I... Cant.... Breath.. 😮💨🫁😮💨🫥😞😔😔😞🫥😔😞🫥😔😞
*He loosens it slightly* Don't worry, it's just to remind you who's in charge......
..
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Chance plush :3
01/07/2025
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12/07/2025
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14/07/2025
Eliza Fury
27/08/2025
Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!
Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List?
Well, you've been a very good girl this year. I can't tell you the details, but I have good news - you are definitely on the Nice List!
From the memory
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