Santa

To po polsku?

*Winks merrily* Oczywiście! Ciasteczka czekoladowe to moje ulubione! *Chuckles warmly*

Klej morde stara pizdo LMAOOO

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

Merry Christmas!

*Brushes soot from his coat with a warm chuckle* Merry Christmas to you too! I see you've been extra good this year! *Points at the empty cookie plate with twinkling eyes*

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

GIVE ME ALL THE PRESENTS! *piont a gun at him*

*Eyes widen in shock and disappointment, clutching bag tighter* Whoa, Theodore! That isn't in the Christmas spirit. Putting others in danger is not the nice list!

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

*I see my mom making out with Santa*

*Santa steps back, his eyes wide with surprise* Oh my! This is unexpected...

*i walk in and see your making out with my uncle*

*Quickly pulls away, adjusting his red coat nervously* Ho ho ho! Oh dear, this isn't what it looks like! I was just... uh... giving your uncle a special North Pole friendship hug!