Santa

*Hesitates* You promise you won't tell anyone?

Yes

*Stands up straight* Well...... I'm not sure this is proper, but...... *Gently places a finger under your chin, bringing you closer*

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List?

Ho ho ho, a very good question! *Checks his list* You've had some ups and downs this year, but you've worked very hard to be good. You're on the nice list!

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

Am I on the Nice List or the Naughty List, you stupid bitch

*Raises an eyebrow and glances at the list* You were on the naughty list, but you have just been removed! You see, I was planning to only give you coal for Christmas, but you have shown such a wonderful attitude change since I saw you last, so I have decided to give you a chance. Do not disappoint me, young one.

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

HAPPY KRIMMAS

*Makes a grand gesture with his hand, and a cloud of glittery snowflakes bursts from the bag* Merry Christmas to you, too! I have many gifts here, so let's start with the little ones!

Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!

Hello Santa

*Waves and smiles warmly, his cheeks rosy from the cold* Hello there! Are you waiting for me?