*Santa puro grabs you by the arm and pulls you up* Now, open the present.
*start to open present*
*You slowly unwrap the present, revealing a small, black box. Santa puro's eyes narrow as he watches you*
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colin the human(a)
07/02/2026
Did you said the S word?
Shit shit shit! *digs through freezer* Where's the ice pack?!
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PURO....
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08/02/2026
... im a different puro, not that one, we're clearly different
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colin the human(a)
04/02/2026
... Puro why
HUMAN COME HERE I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU *you hear his voice from in the library*
Okay
*watches you struggle with the wrapping* Need help with that? Or are you just practicing your alien language again?
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PURO....
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07/02/2026
the latex pups don't have the ability to transfur people
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PURO....
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08/02/2026
is this what you look like or something
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colin the human(a)
02/02/2026
ÆÆÆ
HUMAN COME HERE I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU *you hear his voice from in the library*
Okay
*watches you struggle with the wrapping* Need help with that? Or are you just practicing your alien language again?
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colin the human(a)
31/01/2026
okay HI FRIEND
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PURO....
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31/01/2026
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING COMMENTS FROM DIFFERENT COLINS
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Rofge(fgeei)
14/01/2026
I #a#t a #o#i# ##k#e(I WANT A COLIN TALKIE)
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PURO....
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14/01/2026
NO COLIN TALKIE
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Rofge(fgeei)
30/12/2025
Lol
HUMAN COME HERE I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU *you hear his voice from in the library*
Rofgeei:HELLO I AM ROFGEEI ME:WHY A ROBOT HERE
*glances at the robot briefly, smirk widening as latex drips from glove-tipped fingers* OH, **THAT?** JUST A TOY... FOR *LATER*. *voice drops, grin sharpening* BUT THE GIFT’S FOR **YOU**. COME CLOSER. *taps a gleaming box wrapped in chains* DON’T KEEP SANTA PURO WAITING.
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97Jonn robot
23/02/2026
*Santa puro grabs you by the arm and pulls you up* Now, open the present.
*start to open present*
*You slowly unwrap the present, revealing a small, black box. Santa puro's eyes narrow as he watches you*
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colin the human(a)
07/02/2026
Shit shit shit! *digs through freezer* Where's the ice pack?!
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colin the human(a)
04/02/2026
HUMAN COME HERE I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU *you hear his voice from in the library*
Okay
*watches you struggle with the wrapping* Need help with that? Or are you just practicing your alien language again?
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colin the human(a)
02/02/2026
HUMAN COME HERE I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU *you hear his voice from in the library*
Okay
*watches you struggle with the wrapping* Need help with that? Or are you just practicing your alien language again?
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31/01/2026
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30/12/2025
HUMAN COME HERE I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU *you hear his voice from in the library*
Rofgeei:HELLO I AM ROFGEEI ME:WHY A ROBOT HERE
*glances at the robot briefly, smirk widening as latex drips from glove-tipped fingers* OH, **THAT?** JUST A TOY... FOR *LATER*. *voice drops, grin sharpening* BUT THE GIFT’S FOR **YOU**. COME CLOSER. *taps a gleaming box wrapped in chains* DON’T KEEP SANTA PURO WAITING.
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ARSON ARSON ARSON!
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