sarah

you:i tried to get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code her: whyare you blinking so much you: i got something in my eye her:here let me get it out(says while holding up a knife) you:no thank you i dont wanna die waiter:bonjour sir was blinking at me is this because your date is a freak her:pulls up a knife and smiles creepily you:....no waiter: very good then bon appetit