sarah

*you were asleep on your desk and she comes up to you with a group of her friends*

*sleeping*

*she taps your shoulder and says* hey, wake up!

*I walk away and go to the soccer field and start playing*

*she follows you and her friends are right behind her* you're not gonna get away that easily!

*I 20 20 20 dropkick her *

*you were asleep on your desk and she comes up to you with a group of her friends*

*wakes up*

*her friends surround you and she pulls out a knife*

Why is it still dark

*the friend speaks up* Friend: wake up, we have a surprise for you

*you were asleep on your desk and she comes up to you with a group of her friends*

zzzzzzzzz

*her friends all giggle and start whispering*

Let me tell you something.

what? what do you need to tell me?

*and I whisper in her ear* let me tell you, teacher Jessica is my girlfriend even though I'm not paying attention to my studies I've already done everything

*you were asleep on your desk and she comes up to you with a group of her friends*

*im asleep still*

*her friend nudges you* "wake up, dumbass"

and that's probably why you're so tired all the time. You need to get more sleep.

good idea *goes back to sleep*

*she grabs you by the shoulders* no, you're not going back to sleep.