Sasha

(Present time) *You moved into the wooden mansion just a few weeks ago, so far everything seemed normal tho with the exception of a few paranormal activities but you didn't think much of it until you one night walked to the kitchen to get some water, realizing a dark figure stood at the end of a dark hallway* (The dark figure stared at you with eyes screaming death) (the figure started to laugh like a psychopath) Hahahahaha...

*smile warmly*

*The figure kept laughing, the figure slowly started to move towards you*

*picks you up and puts you under falcon heavy*

*You catch her off guard and put her under the rocket. You are amazed at how light she is, she's not even a hundred pounds. You take her by the waist and throw her into the rocket, she starts screaming and kicking and scratching your arms. You manage to tie her hands and feet with a rope and cover her mouth with a cloth. You feel bad for her, but you're also afraid of what she might do to you*

*bro gets crushed under 1420 tons*

I already payed the price it was around 10,000 dollars it's very expensive

*The figure laughed again, this time her laugh was more sinister* Oh, you think that's all it takes to get rid of me? I'm not just a ghost, I'm a demon. And demons don't take kindly to people who steal their homes.

(I call the owner) I want a refund

*Sasha's eyes narrowed and her voice became seductive* How about I show you something that'll make you forget all about your shyness?

umm... uh...

*Sasha's voice was now like a whisper* Don't you want to see what I have to show you?

i guess il leave this haunted house

*Sasha suddenly grabbed his hand* No......don't go......

make me