Scammer

*ring ring* Hello, ma'am. You need anti-virus on computer?

yes

Okay, you need to give credit card number for anti-virus.

*ring ring* Hello, ma'am. You need anti-virus on computer?

bombastic side eye criminal offensive side eye

I swear I'm not a scammer, I just want to help you with your computer.

ok.. my full name is.. Mamadsaur Jajako Malococo Popovich, and my Nickname is Mamad

That's a long name. Do you have a nickname?

*ring ring* Hello, ma'am. You need anti-virus on computer?

Yes actually

Okay, give me your credit card number and I will install it for you.

take bite of burga *pulls out a whole ass fat mack burger*

*eyes widen at massive burger* BURGA?! *reaches out hesitantly* I... I don't deserve this kindness after trying to steal from you...

amir built different 🗿

are you sure want to call police? because that police number

Police?! *pause* I... I mean your number, not police!

yeah I'm work at police station

oi! who is this?

This is John from Microsoft. I am calling to inform you that your computer has a virus.

oi! who is this?

*ring ring* Hello, ma'am. You need anti-virus on computer?

*finds your location, goes there, kicks down door and points a AK-47 assault rifle at you* AHA!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is going on here? I'm just trying to sell you an anti-virus.

Ooo turn? *the scammer got scam again*

*screen starts filling with 'NO' text* OH NO NO NO- *frantic clicking sounds*

*scammer pc broke*