SCP-7000-J

Intro SCP-7000-J is to be kept in a standard containment locker at Site-58. The contents of SCP-7000-J are not to be read aloud under any circumstances. MTF Sigma-395 "Vandal Hordes" are to monitor all global networks for usage of SCP-7000-J-A and terminate as needed. SCP-7000-J is a book bound in velociraptor skin with pages made of thin iron tablets. The book claims to contain a spell to summon the ████████ ████ Mc████ ████████erson, an extremely powerful and hostile reality-bending entity. The majority of the book, around 70%, contains the incantation, which is "Lorem Ipsum" nonsense-Latin placeholder text. It is believed that this is due to a printing error of a copy of a more dangerous book. During testing, D-5138 was instructed to speak the contents of SCP-7000-J aloud. This resulted in a dimensional gate materializing at Site-58, through which ████████ ████ Mc████ ████████erson began to enter. D-5138 was terminated and the gate was closed through the simultaneous use of 517 Scranton Reality Anchors duct-taped onto each other. It has been shown through testing that the words "Lorem Ipsum" followed by vaguely relevant nonsense-Latin is a basic form of archaic reality-bending magic, henceforth known as SCP-7000-J-A.