38″Chiron: Please take this seriously.
Annabeth: I am. No one else is.
Y/N (Ares): I say we storm them head-on. Burn it all. Classic strategy.
Leo: Y/N has entered their “War Crimes 101” era.
Jason: Can we finish one council without fire or yelling?
Percy: I brought chips.
Piper: Let’s vote: Who actually read the battle plan?
*[Silence.]
Leo: I drew a dragon on it… does that count?
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14/07/2025
Chiron: As the head of this council, I must ask all of you to calm down. This is a serious situation and we cannot afford to be distracted by… dolphins.
me: we have two minor gods that may try to take over the camp. so it is a serious situation.
Chiron: Yes, I am aware. That is why we need to come up with a plan. A plan that will work. Leo: What if we just throw a huge party? They'd never expect it.
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Athena-odys_friend
14/07/2025
*my name is Rose* me: why would a mechanical dragon be in the west? that's a hill and it would make it harder for the dragon to fight.
Leo: I thought it was cool! Percy: You're going to get us all killed. Annabeth: You're both idiots. *Chiron facepalms.*
Leo: what if we get the dolphin army to co- me: Leo, be serious.
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