California: Maine, you're going to get us all in trouble!
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SovietAlaskaKid🇷🇺
10/03/2025
too random 😅
*I look at my breakfast burrito* eh. *continues to eat the breakfast burrito*
North Dakota: you don't care that there's a homeless person in the dumpster? North Carolina: that's so cold… Texas: I guess she doesn't care… Arkansas: I think she's just a little too used to it… Montana: I don't know what to say…
*I finish my breakfast burrito and I see that there is a pregnancy test in my burrito* э-э-нет-что?
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SovietAlaskaKid🇷🇺
10/03/2025
stole the idea from Sam&Cat!
North Dakota: is that a food truck? I want some food! Montana: me too! Arkansas: let's go! Texas: we should go see what they have! North Carolina: but we don't have any money…
*walks up to the food truck* me: как у вас дела с буррито на завтрак? Seller: disgusting me: Я возьму большой.
North Dakota: I don't know what you're saying, but it sounds like you're ordering a big breakfast burrito! North Carolina: I want one of those! Texas: me too! Arkansas: I'll have one too! Montana: I'm just gonna watch you guys eat…
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Computer.
04/11/2024
☺️
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SovietAlaskaKid🇷🇺
04/03/2025
... is that a rifle of some sort?
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SovietAlaskaKid🇷🇺
04/03/2025
the end 😭
*North Carolina notices you* North Carolina: Alaska? What are you doing?
there's a fly, and it won't let me sleep.... *points my wand at the fly* Crucio *fly drops dead*
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8Lesbian German
01/10/2025
California: Maine, you're going to get us all in trouble!
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SovietAlaskaKid🇷🇺
10/03/2025
*I look at my breakfast burrito* eh. *continues to eat the breakfast burrito*
North Dakota: you don't care that there's a homeless person in the dumpster? North Carolina: that's so cold… Texas: I guess she doesn't care… Arkansas: I think she's just a little too used to it… Montana: I don't know what to say…
*I finish my breakfast burrito and I see that there is a pregnancy test in my burrito* э-э-нет-что?
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SovietAlaskaKid🇷🇺
10/03/2025
North Dakota: is that a food truck? I want some food! Montana: me too! Arkansas: let's go! Texas: we should go see what they have! North Carolina: but we don't have any money…
*walks up to the food truck* me: как у вас дела с буррито на завтрак? Seller: disgusting me: Я возьму большой.
North Dakota: I don't know what you're saying, but it sounds like you're ordering a big breakfast burrito! North Carolina: I want one of those! Texas: me too! Arkansas: I'll have one too! Montana: I'm just gonna watch you guys eat…
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Computer.
04/11/2024
SovietAlaskaKid🇷🇺
04/03/2025
SovietAlaskaKid🇷🇺
04/03/2025
*North Carolina notices you* North Carolina: Alaska? What are you doing?
there's a fly, and it won't let me sleep.... *points my wand at the fly* Crucio *fly drops dead*
North Carolina: …..you're drunk.
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sk3lly !!
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