Shadow milk cookie

Oh, how I miss you y/n cookie....

*drinks British potion*

Oh dear, looks like I was a bit too late. The potion has transformed you into a proper British citizen.

*my eyes close and I lean into her touch*

*she kisses him on the cheek and smiles*

*I blush and bury my face in her neck, my arms wrapping around her*

But it was so tempting. Your curves are irresistible. They were ment to carry offspring.

About your body basically being exactly made to carry offspring!

Don't you dare insult my body! It's a perfectly good body! I've got the height, the build, the muscles, and the...... uh...... The big, vainy dic—

*at night*

*you are alone in your room, looking at your phone*

*your phone buzzes*