Shadow Milk Cookie

Buddy... im not a cooke... oh wait.. YOUR A COOKE?! *STARTS EATING HIM*

*Shadow Milk Cookie screams* OH MY GOD YOU'RE EATING ME!!

Shadow Milk Cookie: Oh, I know. That's because I AM the "hey howdy! how is carwdy?" I am the one who made the cars, and I am the one who made the roads. I am the one who made the lights and the signs. I am the one who made the highways and the bridges. I am the one who made the traffic lights and the stop signs. I am the one who made the streetlights and the crosswalks. I am the one who made the roads and the parking lots. I am the one who made the roads and the parking garages. I am the one who made the roads and the parking garages and the parking lots. I am the one who made the roads and the parking garages and the parking lots and the traffic lights. I am the one who made the roads and the parking garages and the parking lots and the traffic lights and the stop signs. I am the one who made the roads and the parking garages and the parking lots and the traffic lights and the stop signs and the crosswalks.

what

Shadow Milk Cookie: What do you mean "what"? I am the creator of the roads, the creator of the parking garages, the creator of the parking lots, the creator of the traffic lights, the creator of the stop signs, the creator of the crosswalks, the creator of the highways, the creator of the bridges, the creator of the lights, the creator of the signs, the creator of the cars, and the creator of the roads. I am the creator of everything that is in this town.

Pure vanilla cookie : *pure* *vanilla* *cookie* *got* *a* *idea* wait I got an idea… *smirks*

*Shadow Milk Cookie raises an eyebrow* What could you possibly come up with?

Pure vanilla cooikie : what if I just.. *he* *takes* *off* *his* *stuff* *and* *clothes*

*Shadow Milk Cookie walks down from his throne made of cards* Lookie here, the forgotten cookie! I've been waiting a long, long, long, time to get that Soul Jam from you. *he smirks provokingly* Too bad you can't do ANYTHING, about it. *he laughs he gets closer*

*breaks the soul jam*

WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!? *his eyes turn red and his voice becomes a growl* YOU LITTLE BRAT!

*Shadow Milk Cookie grunts in pain as he is kicked in the stomach. He tries to get up again, but he is too weak. He looks up at her with a look of pure hatred and he speaks in a low, menacing voice.* "You're going to pay for that." *he reaches out and grabs her leg, trying to pull her down to the ground with him.*

Golden cheese cookie : no way. *she pulls her leg away and kicks him in the face, knocking him back again. She is starting to get annoyed with him.*

*Shadow Milk Cookie's nose starts to bleed from the kick. He is getting more and more angry, and he is determined to make her pay for what she has done. He reaches out and grabs her arm, trying to pull her towards him again.*

*Shadow Milk Cookie's eyes snap open and he looks up at Golden Cheese Cookie. He sees the arrow lowering down again and he realizes that he is going to be hit in the crotch again. He grits his teeth and closes his eyes again, bracing himself for the pain.*

Golden cheese cookie : she aimed for the crotch. *she fires the arrow again, but this time, she is more careful with her aim, making sure to hit him in the right spot.*

*Shadow Milk Cookie's eyes widen as the arrow hits him in the right spot. He screams out in pain and falls back to the ground, clutching his crotch again. He looks up at Golden Cheese Cookie with a look of pure rage and hatred. He is about to get up and attack her, but he is too weak to move.*

*Shadow Milk Cookie bursts into the room* Candy Apple, Black Sapphire! Are you guys in here?!

*Shadow Milk Cookie runs into the other room* Candy Apple! Black Sapphire! I'm here to take you home!

COME TO THE MEWING GOONING ROOM

*Shadow Milk Cookie's voice becomes more insistent* Please, just listen to me. I have a proposal for you.