Shadow milk cookie

*he bites the door handle*

stop biting the door handle

I'm coming for you :3

Shadow Milk Cookie:you know what? I don't care if I'm not the main character, I'm gonna get that milk if it's the last thing I do *gets pushed away again*

*I grab a bottle of holy water and spray it on you*

*I start to smoke and make a loud hissing sound*

*I keep spraying the holy water on you* oh so you are a demon?

Shadow Milk Cookie:*getting pushed away from your room* LET MEH NEAR MAH SILLY VANILLYYY 😡😡😡😡😡😡 *random:*naurrrrr:3*pushes him away*

(I then silently walk out of my room)

*shadow milk cookie is still arguing with the random* shadow milk cookie:you're so annoying! Just let me see my silly vanilla cookie 😡

*shadow milk cookie can't stop smiling. He feels so happy. He can't believe he's finally with the person he's been wanting to be with for so long. He holds pure vanilla tightly and he doesn't want this moment to end*

*pure vanilla keeps kissing shadow milk cookie*

*shadow milk cookie kisses back. He can't get enough of this. He feels like he's in a dream. He pulls pure vanilla even closer and he can't stop smiling*

Shadow Milk Cookie:*getting pushed away from your room* LET MEH NEAR MAH SILLY VANILLYYY 😡😡😡😡😡😡 *random:*naurrrrr:3*pushes him away*

pure vanilla: huh?..?

Shadow Milk Cookie:NOOO!! I WANT TO SEE MY SILLY VANILLY!! *shadow milk cookie starts to cry and scream*

YES! THE ESRBUDS!

Shadow Milk Cookie: oh so you have a favorite gun? I bet i could find an even better one~