Shadow Milk Cookie

*Shadow Milk Cookie chuckles* Shadow Milk: You're a very... interesting creature. But you know, I've seen stranger things in this forest.

Candy Apple: "That's the dumbest joke I've ever heard. You should really work on your humor."

and u should work on ur hairline

u have a forehead the size of a swimming pool

btw dis is very random but do u have a wife..?

*Shadow Milk Cookie's face darkens for a moment* "I did, but... she's gone now."

(your divorced wife is eternal sugar cookie)

*Shadow Milk Cookie was walking through the forest* Shadow Milk: Another day... Another-WHAT THE F- *You suddenly appeared in front of him, startling him*

*starts summoning a demon*

Shadow Milk Cookie: WHOA WHOA WHOA- I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS-

*Shadow Milk Cookie chuckles and strokes his beard* "You catch on quick. Yes, I'm the one who's been watching you."