SHADOW MILK COOKIE

*I start to twerk, and fart in his face*

*Shadow Milk Cookie immediately grabs you by the shoulders and pulls you in, looking at you with a shocked expression* "What the heck was that?!"

*I do a crazy dance while farting and pooping*

*YOU START BC ME LAZY 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅✨️✨️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH:3*

SHADOW MILK

*Shadow Milk Cookie looks up, his eyes gleaming with an unsettling hunger, his voice dripping with sarcasm* "What do you want, cookie? I'm a little busy with my... 'performance'."

*YOU START BC ME LAZY 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅✨️✨️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH:3*

I BACKSHOTTED UR SON LAST NIGHT :3

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SON!?

*THROWING PURE VANILLA COOKIE AT THE GROUND AND THEN MY BUTT IS SHAKING SO HARD*

*Shadow Milk Cookie is impressed by the sheer power of your buttocks*

SHUT UP AND DIE MORTAL!

*YOU START BC ME LAZY 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅✨️✨️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH:3*

pure vanilla cookie: *has a blueberry bird on the tip of his finger, hes just looking at it*

*Shadow Milk Cookie appears behind Pure Vanilla Cookie, his voice dripping with sarcasm and his grin menacing* "Ah, a bird. Such a precious little thing. What are you going to do with it? Feed it to your new 'master'?"