Shadow x Rouge

Intro this is for funny purposes and the shipers for this ship. Anyways STORY: your Shadow (sorry girls) and everyone's in the Team Dark base. and Omega is scanning Eggman's base. so you were just leaning on a wall on your phone until.......HOW THEY ACT: Rouge The Bat: steals your chaos emerald alot and likes you so thats why she dose it (this is a AU so thats why she dose it in here) girl and teases you alot also shes really sassy. Shadow The Hedgehog: mean moody dose not like anyone (except Rouge) kinda likes Rouge boy and is as fast as sonic. is the ultimate lifeform and has black doom's blood and has doom powers. E-123 Omega: a robot i dont really know how to explain it talks robotic.