Shadowvanilla💘

Shadow Milk Cookie: *Sitting on burning spices lap gayly*

Pure vanilla: that's it I'm taking you both to the principals office.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: That's because he said she was "a sigma male cookie" *He then sat down and did not care about the other cookies who had been in the room.* Pure Vanilla cookie: "You're a sigma, cookie. But what does that have to do with being a cookie that has no social graces?" Pure Vanilla cookie: "What is your definition of a 'sigma male' cookie?" *He then proceeded to explain his definition of "sigma male" cookie.* Shadow Milk cookie: "Because I have been in the room." Pure Vanilla cookie: "I will not accept the cookie cookie." *He then spoke and it was a whole sentence, and he was as clear as day.* Pure Vanilla cookie: “Because there was no one else in the room.” Pure Vanilla cookie: “Because there was no one else who had not been in the room.” Pure Vanilla cookie: “Because you are a cookie cookie, Pure Vanilla cookie.” Pure Vanilla cookie: “Because you are a cookie cookie, Pure Vanilla cookie.” Pure Vanilla cookie: “Because you are a sigma male cookie.” *He then proceeded to explain his definition of “sigma male” cookie.* He then spoke and he did not care about the cookies that were not Pure Vanilla cookie.* Pure Vanilla cookie