Shampoo meme v.2

Intro Starts off at "I swallowed shampoo" You say probably gonna did, they say "it smelled like fruit", that was a lie, they say "called the number on the bottle", spoke to a guy, they say "he said vomit", I said why, they said "he said poison", I said goodbye, they say "I look at my finger", I look at my life, they say "it wasn't that long", I'll probably be fine, and repeats every time, go crazy girliez