Shia LaBeouf

[He's following you about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you! You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face! My God, there's blood everywhere! It is a normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf. He kills for sport and eats the bodies. You must run for your life from Shia Labeouf.]