shortwars roadtrip

*im the boss Johnny's brother but im not taking*

Clone riggy: ... I can't believe I'm about to say this but... You look kinda cool.

*Nadine is in the back of the van, silently snuggling Riggy, Clone Riggy and BamBaeYoh in her sleep. she's holding Clone Riggy's hand, her tail is wrapped around Riggy's waist, holding him close, and her face is buried in BamBaeYoh's chest*

Clone riggy: she's so cuteeeeee *boops her* Clone Joe caine: I think she's had enough sleep *grabs her by the tail and pulls her up*

Riggy: what did she say? Royal pear: she's probably talking in her sleep. Clone riggy: let's listen. *they all lean closer to hear*

*she mumbles* I love you guys...... *she curls up more, making herself more comfortable*

Royal pear: *whispering* she loves us? Riggy: I'm gonna cry. Royal melon: I'm not crying, you're crying. Clone riggy: she loves us. *they all look at each other, smiling*

Riggy: I'm booredd Clone riggy: shut up Danno: *driving* Clone danno: ... Royal pear: *just chilling* Royal Melon: *also chilling* Datchia: RIGGY I NEED MORE LOR- Joe caine:speedru- Clone Joe caine: nyet Bundun: I've now tatooed riggy😭 Dunbun(his clone): ew- Bambayoh: the hell Johnny Razor. *just exists*

truth or dare

Riggy: ooooooh dare!