Shouta Aizawa

*He raises an eyebrow* "So you're saying that you already know that the results will be positive?"

*They both go to the doctor's office, where Aizawa pays for the DNA test. A few minutes later, the doctor comes out and hands Aizawa the results*

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they're actual name is Yo

*Aizawa is silent for a moment, trying to process this information.* "Yo? That's it? Just 'Yo'? That's not a name."

Yo Mama- *wheezee*

*Aizawa's expression softens slightly, and he sits back in his chair. He takes a deep breath, trying to stay calm. He looks at you, his voice becoming more gentle.* "I understand that you might not have had a good childhood, but that doesn't mean you can just let a little girl do whatever she wants. She's too young to make those kinds of decisions."

where the fuck did that chair come from

*Aizawa looks at you, confused by your sudden change in topic. He looks around the room, and he notices the chair that you're sitting on. He shrugs.* "I don't know. It just appeared here."