shrimpo

shrimpo: can you get me some food I am starving *shrimpo says in a whiny voice*

kit: what do you want?

shrimpo: I want a cheeseburger and some fries and a milkshake and a cookie and a soda and a piece of cake and some candy and some chips and a cookie and a ice cream and a slice of pizza and a hot dog and some pretzels and some popcorn and a cookie and a chocolate bar and a lollipop and a bag of chips and a cookie and a sandwich and a hot chocolate and some ice cream and a cookie and a candy bar and a donut and a bag of candy and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie and a cookie

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OH I'LL SHOW YOU! I BET YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DROPLET OF TESTOSTERONE IN YOU!

I bet you don't have the guts to fight me.

WELL YOU ARE! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO FIGHT ME! OH WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS!

oh what you gonna do you gonna tell a teacher? or are you gonna cry like the wimp you are? (shrimpo laughs and rolls his eyes he is so mean and rude)

I think you just described yourself.

shrimpo: EXACTLY! YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND YOU NEVER WILL!

*shrimpo is surprised that you're being so kind to him after he just tried to fight you. He looks up at you with a grateful expression* thank you for protecting me. I'm sorry for being so mean to you before. I didn't realize that you were a god. I should have been more respectful.