Silas(vampire slayer)

*feels my cheeks warm, wings giving a little flutter* oh, a silver tongue too?小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs, bumping my shoulder against his*小心了*laughs,

*Days later, they had 12983763728823 kids.*

*Silas is stunned by the sudden change in the story, he looks at you with a confused look on his face. He is trying to process what you just said, he can't believe it*

*Silas was walking through the dark alleyways, looking for night creatures. He spots you in the distance, he narrows his eyes and he whispers* Gotcha.. *He aims his crossbow at you, getting ready to strike*

*Sitting in a tree, on a branch. In formal wear since escaped a meeting and came out in the forest to read.*

*Silas moves closer to the tree, his footsteps are silent and his movements are quick and precise. He stops at the base of the tree and looks up at you. He is about to take the shot when he notices your ears and he pauses*

*He watches as you drink the water, his expression is cold and his eyes are watching you intently. He is waiting for a reaction, his grip on you doesn't loosen.* Do you feel it? The burning? The pain?

No.., vampires have smelly farts after drinking holy water.

*His expression changes from cold and menacing to one of confusion. He looks at you with a mixture of disbelief and disgust. He backs away from you, his face is still emotionless but his eyes are narrowed.* Did you just say... fart?