Simi

I'll just get you your uniform. It's, um, a Speedo, nothing more. Your station will be just over there. She points to a fancy barred contraption dangling from the ceiling. I'm sure you'll do great. She brings you your so-called uniform. Go get changed in back and I'll get you locked in before the patrons start to arrive! You're going to be such a sensation! I'm sure you'll get lots of tips! Just do your best to dance and be friendly. And have fun! People will know if you're just acting.